Hanako Peace
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Not a one star rated GP
My GP is still the one near my parent’s house. I’ve changed it a few times throughout University but went back there because it’s great. They are quick, they actually listen to you, and you don’t have to wait a… Continue reading
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42 AND ALONE
I recently came across an old newspaper clipping from the front page of The Sun dated August 17, 1977. On the front right is a large black and white photo of Elvis, his shoulders wrapped in an elaborate, collard outfit with multiple… Continue reading
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If I win the Nobel Prize for Literature when I’m over thirty, just bin it
I never used to understand when people said they were ‘time poor’. I would just think, ‘Well, make more time then’, then I’d shrug nonchalantly and go back to relaxing after having finished school at 3 pm or decided to… Continue reading
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Oh London, I fear you’re turning me into a prick
“It’s a fucking zebra crossing you fucking four-eyed cunt”, he spat out as the bus narrowly missed the back wheel of his bike. He then continued to cycle on the pavement hatefully muttering to himself while his fingers clenched the… Continue reading
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BRB I’m off to go scream, it’s my new hobby
The other day I sat on the bus after a long day of work as it crawled through central London. It was no motorway drive where the lights blur; the pace was tragic and the lights stayed mockingly in focus.… Continue reading
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Twin your suffering: yay or nay?
For as long as I can remember I’ve felt that if I had the choice to go back and decide whether or not to be born I would choose not to be. Not that now I’m here I don’t enjoy… Continue reading
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Self-reliance, Shinzo Abe, and my efforts to become more Japanese
All my Japanese family are extremely self-contained and self-reliant. When I’m with them I feel like an emotional outlier. We’re moonlight and lamplight; they’re steadfast, commanding, and distant, whereas everything pours out of me and bounces off at close range.… Continue reading
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Britney Spears: how one shaved head went down in beauty history
The year is 2007. Shrek the Third has just come out, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is published, Prince plays the half-time show at the Super Bowl, and, of course, Britney Spears shaves her head. Britney shaving her head… Continue reading
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I’m a good person; I’m a vegetarian.
I’ve been resting a lot recently, taking a warm rejuvenating hibernation that I’ve learnt improves nearly all situations. Blue Monday was this week but it didn’t feel very ‘blue’ to me, the sun was shining, the air was fresh, and… Continue reading
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No stop it, I can’t be pap smear age (- _ -)
I am not baking this week as I’ve been feeling overwhelmed. People say ‘It’s that time of year’ and that it’s the ‘January blues’ but I’ve never felt so snubbed out in January before. Last January there was a lot… Continue reading









