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  • Not a one star rated GP

    My GP is still the one near my parent’s house. I’ve changed it a few times throughout University but went back there because it’s great. They are quick, they actually listen to you, and you don’t have to wait a month for an appointment. But now I live in central London and the idea of Continue reading

    Not a one star rated GP
  • 42 AND ALONE

    I recently came across an old newspaper clipping from the front page of The Sun dated August 17, 1977. On the front right is a large black and white photo of Elvis, his shoulders wrapped in an elaborate, collard outfit with multiple gold chains hanging from his neck. In the photo, it’s hard to determine if his Continue reading

    42 AND ALONE
  • If I win the Nobel Prize for Literature when I’m over thirty, just bin it

    I never used to understand when people said they were ‘time poor’. I would just think, ‘Well, make more time then’, then I’d shrug nonchalantly and go back to relaxing after having finished school at 3 pm or decided to take a random day off of University to rest. But now I feel time-poor and Continue reading

    If I win the Nobel Prize for Literature when I’m over thirty, just bin it
  • Oh London, I fear you’re turning me into a prick

    “It’s a fucking zebra crossing you fucking four-eyed cunt”, he spat out as the bus narrowly missed the back wheel of his bike. He then continued to cycle on the pavement hatefully muttering to himself while his fingers clenched the handlebars. It’s not a shocking sight to me anymore. London is full of people pissed Continue reading

    Oh London, I fear you’re turning me into a prick
  • BRB I’m off to go scream, it’s my new hobby

    The other day I sat on the bus after a long day of work as it crawled through central London. It was no motorway drive where the lights blur; the pace was tragic and the lights stayed mockingly in focus. We would creep forward then jolt to a stop causing a collective forward sway of Continue reading

    BRB I’m off to go scream, it’s my new hobby
  • Twin your suffering: yay or nay?

    For as long as I can remember I’ve felt that if I had the choice to go back and decide whether or not to be born I would choose not to be. Not that now I’m here I don’t enjoy life but, if I had the option, I would choose the peace of non-existence. In Continue reading

    Twin your suffering: yay or nay?
  • Self-reliance, Shinzo Abe, and my efforts to become more Japanese

    All my Japanese family are extremely self-contained and self-reliant. When I’m with them I feel like an emotional outlier. We’re moonlight and lamplight; they’re steadfast, commanding, and distant, whereas everything pours out of me and bounces off at close range. I assume it’s something in the conservative social structure that trains them to self-regulate well. Continue reading

    Self-reliance, Shinzo Abe, and my efforts to become more Japanese
  • Britney Spears: how one shaved head went down in beauty history

    The year is 2007. Shrek the Third has just come out, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is published, Prince plays the half-time show at the Super Bowl, and, of course, Britney Spears shaves her head. Britney shaving her head was a pop-culture pinch point in my childhood. I feel like if someone cut my Continue reading

    Britney Spears: how one shaved head went down in beauty history
  • I’m a good person; I’m a vegetarian.

    I’ve been resting a lot recently, taking a warm rejuvenating hibernation that I’ve learnt improves nearly all situations. Blue Monday was this week but it didn’t feel very ‘blue’ to me, the sun was shining, the air was fresh, and it felt like the start of a good week. Because it was blue Monday, I Continue reading

    I’m a good person; I’m a vegetarian.
  • No stop it, I can’t be pap smear age (- _ -)

    I am not baking this week as I’ve been feeling overwhelmed. People say ‘It’s that time of year’ and that it’s the ‘January blues’ but I’ve never felt so snubbed out in January before. Last January there was a lot of excitement; I moved to London, I was in a new flat, and I started Continue reading

    No stop it, I can’t be pap smear age (- _ -)